Yes, this is totally excessive.
Yes, I totally get it and totally love it.
Yes, I hope you think of me when you listen to it.
No, I don’t do heroin
No, I can’t justify this thing’s existence.
No, I’m not mad that you didn’t listen to the whole thing.
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I listened to the whole thing.
Then again, I have managed to read Exterminator three times, so whatever.