Tag: Briefs

I can’t decide how to process this one-hundred-percent true statement: “Me & Magdalena”, the best track from Good Times!, the new album from The Monkees, which is ill fitting in a sonic sense but still superior to all the other songs on the album, was written by Ben-Ass Gibbard. I gotta just walk around a […]

So, long story short: I’m handcuffed in the back of a patrol car and the officer puts on the local Classic Rock Radio station.  And, being a Tuesday, federal law dictates that it is a Two-fer Tuesday on every Classic Rock Radio station in America. We’ve been having a friendly conversation, but whenever a song […]

  BADASSES.

Me and my partner are in bed.  It’s the first night we met.  We hit it off instantly because we felt like we didn’t belong in the bar we were in; didn’t belong to cliques, didn’t partake in the stereotypical things that “being gay” sometimes forces you to do to meet people.  When I got […]

LAPD is currently looking(and by “looking” I mean “killing random people similar in build, color, or vehicle occupancy”) for Christopher Jordan Dorner, ex cop and psychopath.  I say he is a psychopath because of the manifesto he left for the world as a bon voyage to Crazy Island.  Especially this part: “Hanz Zimmer, William Bell, Eric […]

This is brilliant; an album made up of words found in a lost spiral notebook. You should pay a little bit, but you can stream it for free. Also: the spirit of Buttsex lives.  Word, word, Alabama word. http://satellitehigh.bandcamp.com/

Alicia Keys has told MTV that she’s excited about doing the Star-Spangled Banner “her way” during this year’s Super Bowl.  I’ve mentioned my opinion on this sort of thing before.  Still, here are a few things I would rather have done in a deep-felt, personal, and unique way: Paula Deen’s version of a home enema […]

This happened, but I don’t care that much about Jerry Cantrell.  Also: fuck Nickelback. __________________________________________________ But this?  For real?  Good Lord, guys, you can’t do this to me…