Scandinavia is an area in northern Europe, consisting of Denmark, Norway, and Sweden. Scandinavia is also weirdly rocking. Get your Scantron, your non-ironic belief in elves and trolls, and let’s do this.
I should be able to leave the ridiculousness of the Grammys alone. I can’t. It’s like when I was a kid and I focused my ADD on peeling the label off of the shampoo bottle without leaving any sticker residue or it was considered a failure(note: if you are reading this and are too young to have seen shampoo bottles with paper labels, yes, I know that I’m “totally old”…).