Scandinavia is an area in northern Europe,
consisting of Denmark, Norway, and Sweden. Scandinavia is also weirdly rocking. Get your Scantron, your non-ironic belief in elves and trolls, and let’s do this.
1) Parson Sound wrote the 20-minute “From Tunis To India in Fullmoon(on Testosterone)” because ______________________. Continue reading “Rock Test: Scandinavia Edition”
I should be able to leave the ridiculousness of the Grammys alone. I can’t. It’s like when I was a kid and I focused my ADD on peeling the label off of the shampoo bottle without leaving any sticker residue or it was considered a failure(note: if you are reading this and are too young to have seen shampoo bottles with paper labels, yes, I know that I’m “totally old”…).
So, good news is that there’s only one question. Bad news… Continue reading “ROCK TEST: GRAMMYS EDITION”
We’re half a month in. I hope you’ve been taking notes. . .
1) The residents of Suffolk County, England, recently named _____________ as their favorite icon.
A: a swimming pool.
B: a ship burial site.
C: Dani Filth, lead singer of Cradle Of Filth.
D: a hut on the beach.
Multiple choice, just like your blood test. Slut.
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1) I am pretty sure that ______________ is gay.
A. Patrick Stewart
B. the band Alcazar
C. the Cree Indian Nation
D. felching
Test your knowledge: is the name in the list a goofy sixties-era band name or a probably-make-believe sex act? Good luck!
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