When? The oboe was developed by the French in the 17th century, taking an already silly instrument with a tone fit only for military outdoor signal calling and enemy intimidation, the shawm, and making it over complicated. This is why most French preparations for duck involve some sort of steampunk contraption and leftover gynecological tools […]
When? The theremin was invented in 1920, which is why it slyly is shown as background furniture on the cover of all of your Decopunk graphic novels. [NOTE: I’ve made every attempt to be factual and accurate, if irreverently so, in all of my “insightful humor” posts. Be warned, though, that the propaganda machines behind both the […]
Brief summary of important risk information COWBELL (bovinated idiophone) What is COWBELL? COWBELL is a medicine prescribed for people with low or moderately low internalized rhythm, made from the same natural ingredients found in salsa. Commonly used in the bovine industry, COWBELL has been tested and prescribed for adult rock-and-roll patients. Who should not take COWBELL? DO NOT TAKE COWBELL IF YOU: are vegan. […]
When? Jeez, no one knows. The versions most similar to modern banjos, with pegged tuning and fingerboards, turned up in the 17th century. Before that, though, nearly every culture known had some sort of resonating instrument that could have been the father of the banjo. Since this a rock and roll post, your “when” question […]
When? The first 12-string bass was invented in 1978, sometime between the Jonestown Massacre and the first limited-theater release of The Deer Hunter, giving it the kind of ominous, Satanic creditably it would need to perform as a rock and roll instrument. Who? The 12-stringed bass in question was made by Jol Dantzig, the perfect German horror […]
When? The flute was created one time at a band camp in Germany, in or around 33,000 BC.
When? Before it was a musical instrument, the chainsaw was a medical instrument; the chainsaw, operated by hand to remove diseased limbs from living patients, was invented in 1785 by Scottish doctors, proving that the stereotype of Scotsmen being such drunkards that they thought a hand-cranked saw used to sever legs off of their living […]