Cold Gin Time, Episode Two: Dressed To Kill

Intro: Cold Gin Time Opening Credits

Scene: Before-hours bar at what appears to be TGI Friday’s-type restaurant; items visible on the walls include a Radio Flyer Wagon with pink-and-orange flame decals,¬†carousal¬†horse repainted in pink camo motif, various hubcaps, and an inflatable sex doll with a fencing rapier duct taped to one hand. ¬†Kent Caudle and Paul Stanley sit at the bar, facing camera. ¬†In the background, a wedding¬†rehearsal¬†is taking place, the bride wearing her veil with an Eddie Bauer t-shirt and jorts.

Kent Caudle: “Hi, I’m Kent Caudle of The Pirate George Letters…”

Paul Stanley: “…and I’m Paul Stanley from the band, KISS! ¬†Welcome back to Cold Gin Time! ¬†Today we’re talking about the Martini, New Amsterdam gin, and ¬†the album,¬†Dressed To Kill. ¬†Get ready to get classed up!” Continue reading “Cold Gin Time, Episode Two: Dressed To Kill”

Cold Gin Time, Episode One: KISS

Intro: Cold Gin Time Opening Credits

SCENE: naturally-lit before-hours bar interior.  Kent Caudle and Paul Stanley sit at the bar, facing camera.  The occasional bar employee with a hand truck full of liquor cases passes by in the distance

Kent Caudle: “Hi, I’m Kent Caudle of The Pirate George Letters…”

Paul Stanley: “…and I’m Paul Stanley from the band, KISS! ¬†And it is Cold Gin Time again!”

PS¬†flashes “devil” horns

KC: “Welcome to the¬†premier¬†episode of Cold Gin Time, where me and Starchild here,” nods to Stanley “discuss a different classic album from KISS, a different brand of gin, and a different classic gin cocktail each week.”

PS: “This week we drink a classic Gin Rickey made with Beefeater London Dry ¬†gin…” Continue reading “Cold Gin Time, Episode One: KISS”