Cold Gin Time, Episode Two: Dressed To Kill

Intro: Cold Gin Time Opening Credits

Scene: Before-hours bar at what appears to be TGI Friday’s-type restaurant; items visible on the walls include a Radio Flyer Wagon with pink-and-orange flame decals, carousal horse repainted in pink camo motif, various hubcaps, and an inflatable sex doll with a fencing rapier duct taped to one hand.  Kent Caudle and Paul Stanley sit at the bar, facing camera.  In the background, a wedding rehearsal is taking place, the bride wearing her veil with an Eddie Bauer t-shirt and jorts.

Kent Caudle: “Hi, I’m Kent Caudle of The Pirate George Letters…”

Paul Stanley: “…and I’m Paul Stanley from the band, KISS!  Welcome back to Cold Gin Time!  Today we’re talking about the Martini, New Amsterdam gin, and  the album, Dressed To Kill.  Get ready to get classed up!” Continue reading “Cold Gin Time, Episode Two: Dressed To Kill”

Cold Gin Time, Episode One: KISS

Intro: Cold Gin Time Opening Credits

SCENE: naturally-lit before-hours bar interior.  Kent Caudle and Paul Stanley sit at the bar, facing camera.  The occasional bar employee with a hand truck full of liquor cases passes by in the distance

Kent Caudle: “Hi, I’m Kent Caudle of The Pirate George Letters…”

Paul Stanley: “…and I’m Paul Stanley from the band, KISS!  And it is Cold Gin Time again!”

PS flashes “devil” horns

KC: “Welcome to the premier episode of Cold Gin Time, where me and Starchild here,” nods to Stanley “discuss a different classic album from KISS, a different brand of gin, and a different classic gin cocktail each week.”

PS: “This week we drink a classic Gin Rickey made with Beefeater London Dry  gin…” Continue reading “Cold Gin Time, Episode One: KISS”