Van Halen’s 1984 was the soundtrack of my introduction to Dungeons and Dragons.
Gimme Five: OhMiBod
Finally, something for the girl with everything: a vibrator that hums along with your IPod.

I don’t know exactly how it works; watch the video on the homepage for yourself to get some clue.Here are five songs for that perfect evening alone with a sex toy that needs your number one hit with a bullet. . . Continue reading “Gimme Five: OhMiBod”
The Darknes, The Dorkness
It came to my attention that Justin Hawkins, former lead singer/lead guitarist for The Darkness, has done a cover of “This Town Ain’t Big Enough for the Both of Us”, done originally by Sparks.
Which Faith No More has already done.
Continue reading “The Darknes, The Dorkness”
Intro for a Riding Crop
Welcome to The Pirate George Letters. Let’s talk Eurythmics for a sec. . . Whatever else you may read here, know that my first influence was Annie Lennox’s riding-crop-spanked-androgo-synth. To think that a butch lady with a red flat top, probably a cyborg, could sing about (with the robots from Herbie Handcock’s “Rockit” video […]

